Video Games
ToiletGrafx-16. (Kato and Ken, Toilet Kids; TG-16)
Photograph Boy. (TG-16)
Strip Fighter 2. (TG-16)
Coin-Op Weirdness. (005, City Connection, Gun.Smoke; Arcade)
Mega Crap. (NES ROM Hack)
Exciting Hour. (Arcade)
The Arcade Bootleg File. (Amigo, Moon Rangor, Space Pilot, Frog, Crazy Kong, Monkey Donkey, Hangly Man, Galaxian hardware; Arcade)
I'm Sorry. (Arcade)
Gain Ground. (Sega Genesis)
Go! Go! TANK. (Game Boy)
Wall Street Kid. (NES)
Violence Fight. (Arcade)
Invinco. (Arcade)
Rolling Thunder 2. (Sega Genesis)
Video Game Movies. (Disco #1, Appoooh; Arcade)
The Sexuality Life Dynamic. (Apple ][)
Power Instinct. (Super Nintendo)
Pyro II versus The Firemen. (MS-DOS; Super Nintendo)
Dungeons of the Unforgiven. (MS-DOS. Co-authored with Roneldo.)
NARC (Unfinished). (Arcade)
Kool-Aid Man. (Intellivision)
Bandit Kings of Ancient China. (NES)
Winston
Advice from Winston, Part One.
Advice from Winston, Part Two.
Advice from Winston, Part Three.
Advice from Winston, Part Four.
Let's Pester the Male Prostitute.
Other
The "Whisky is a Food" Award. (Reader participation.)
Return to Mega Crap. (More reader participation.)
The Apologies. (Boy bands; everyone made fun of boy bands.)
Overclocked #100 Tribute. (Commissioned anniversary piece.)
Snowball's Chance in Hell. (Australian adult online personals.)
Ask Me Anything. (Ask Jeeves voyeurism.)
Paranoia. (Unpleasant confessional.)
The Emulation Scene. (Emulator authors, emulation news sites, and ROM site operators took themselves quite seriously.)
The Sex Scene from Tron. (Excised from the film, but not the novelization.)
Journey to the Center of Big Punisher. (Contra and another fat, dead rapper; the crossover you demanded.)
Happy Easter. (I used to be able to pass a single poorly-made image off as an entire update.)
Yaoi Fucking Sucks. (Monkey Donkey, goaded by the Zeroes message board, crafts a tender work of man-on-man love.)